Smell My Meat

Post: 

Boyfriend: "I don't think this smells right - will you tell me if this steak smells okay?"

Me: "You want me to smell your meat?"

Boyfriend: "Please?"

Me:  "No, but I will still love you, despite your affection for stinky cheese and smelly meat."

Comments

It's not the red meat

boyfriend's picture

Like Chris Rock said, "It's not the red meat that kills ya, it's the green meat that kills ya."

Meat

Meat...schmeat...If it has good flavor and texture and isn't moving on your plate, I say "Eat it."  LOL

Tia

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