Smell My Meat
Post:
Boyfriend: "I don't think this smells right - will you tell me if this steak smells okay?"
Me: "You want me to smell your meat?"
Boyfriend: "Please?"
Me: "No, but I will still love you, despite your affection for stinky cheese and smelly meat."
Comments
It's not the red meat
Like Chris Rock said, "It's not the red meat that kills ya, it's the green meat that kills ya."
Meat
Meat...schmeat...If it has good flavor and texture and isn't moving on your plate, I say "Eat it." LOL
Tia
Post new comment